Men are only as loyal as their options.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Be obscure clearly.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn.