Only the educated are free.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Never complain and never explain.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.