I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.