I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.