You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

At my age flowers scare me.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.