Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.