Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Leap, and the net will appear.
You never know what motivates you.
Well done is better than well said.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Know or listen to those who know.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
If you think you can do it, you can.
How young can you die of old age?
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.