I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'