Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.