To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

I like marriage. The idea.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.