A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.