The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

I like children - fried.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

I'm for whatever gets you through the night.

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.