Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?