Politics is applesauce.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.