Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.