When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.

By our Heavenly Father and only because of God, only because of God. We're like other couples. We do not get along perfectly we do not go without arguments and, as I call them, fights, and heartache and pain and hurting each other. But a marriage is three of us.

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.

If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.