A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.