Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later for another thing, they die earlier.

Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.