A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.