It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

Marriage is not about age it's about finding the right person.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.