In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

I've had an exciting time I married for love and got a little money along with it.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife she has thought much worse things about you.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.