Marriage, like money, is still with us and, like money, progressively devalued.

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

Marriage is an exercise in torture.

Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.

The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits.

I might be celibate, but I appreciate the wonder of the sacrament of marriage.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

One was never married, and that's his hell another is, and that's his plague.