I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.