It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny.

There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?