It's a funny old world.

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.

It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.