I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.