It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.

What's funny is that the idea of popularity - even the use of the word 'popular' - is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact, the hallmark of life after junior high seemed to be the shedding of popularity as a central concern.

I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.