They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

I don't think I'm funny.

It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.

Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.

Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.