I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.