Quotes by Mark Twain

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.