Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

We have the best government that money can buy.

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.