Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.