I have thought a sufficient measure of civilization is the influence of good women.

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.

Behind all their personal vanity, women themselves always have an impersonal contempt for woman.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.

Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.

A women under stress is not immediately concerned with finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks relief by expressing herself and being understood.

A man has a tendency to accept you the way you are, while most women immediately start to pick flaws and want to change you.