Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

The sadness of the women's movement is that they don't allow the necessity of love. See, I don't personally trust any revolution where love is not allowed.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Men marry because they are tired women, because they are curious both are disappointed.

The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.