The battle for the individual rights of women is one of long standing and none of us should countenance anything which undermines it.

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

Too often the great decisions are originated and given form in bodies made up wholly of men, or so completely dominated by them that whatever of special value women have to offer is shunted aside without expression.

Men's vows are women's traitors!

Long before history began we men have got together apart from the women and done things. We had time.

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

I'm always rather nervous about how you talk about women who are active in politics, whether they want to be talked about as women or as politicians.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.