A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.

Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. They are always longing for the mother who held them as infants.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.