I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens.

People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.

The more laws, the less justice.

Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.