It is legal because I wish it.

Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.

You can't learn everything you need to know legally.

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

Judges are the weakest link in our system of justice, and they are also the most protected.

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer.

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.

I have a different approach. I don't file lawsuits because I really don't care.

Misery is the company of lawsuits.