I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.

Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise.

And let's be clear: It's not enough just to limit ads for foods that aren't healthy. It's also going to be critical to increase marketing for foods that are healthy.

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.