Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.