The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

Never floss with a stranger.