There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.