Quotes by Groucho Marx

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Women should be obscene and not heard.