The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.