The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.

I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.

Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.