When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.

The one thing that I'm in charge of in this wedding is the food.

I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.

No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.

Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her.