One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

Women lie about their age men lie about their income.

That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.

The best sermon is preached by the minister who has a sermon to preach and not by the man who has to preach a sermon.

The prizes go to those who meet emergencies successfully. And the way to meet emergencies is to do each daily task the best we can.

A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it.

Business is always interfering with pleasure - but it makes other pleasures possible.

Not a tenth of us who are in business are doing as well as we could if we merely followed the principles that were known to our grandfathers.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.