My reputation grows with every failure.

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.

You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.