Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

A man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.