Quotes by George Bernard Shaw

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.

What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.

A man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.